teiam (ie: mat) ate 'im? i, mate!

twill elf

2007-02-06T16:31:00.000-05:00

joint venture jlg jpl or jlg jpb and then jlg ak finally i realize that jlg is at once the most important force in this decision and also completely unnec. so things shift ever so slightly. sometimes you get kicked off of a really got torrent site just because you were too young to really grasp what all those words meant and then youre--im--like "fuck" and then "i really didnt want for that to happen." can anyone there -- anyone understand the feeling of desiring a different outcome than an event as it? i feel like im alone on this one.

bud-dee

2007-02-04T12:42:00.000-05:00

thanks for showing up in my dream, i had been meaning to email you.

AB LUM

2007-01-25T14:42:00.000-05:00

looks like the new teiam ablum is g'nna drop before too too long. we're just doing some stuff or whatever on it.

because we've received literally thousands of requests for lyrical samples from it, here's one:
"everybody's singin' pizza rock songs
everybody's singin' pizza rock songs --

what about your vegan rock fan?

there's soy cheese."

here's another:
"drinking sparks in the park
after dark
watching sparks watching quarks
in the park"

the songs all feature at least jesse or jeremy (almost all have both), some have dutin, raven, davi. there's a pretty major moment when keyboard (asian man -- hello!) and jesse double-team a massive beat by DJTR.

so --- that's happening.

a look, see:

2007-01-22T00:40:00.000-05:00

eye make

things being as they arendt

2007-01-03T17:54:00.000-05:00

recipe:

chilaquiles::::

take some CORN TORTILLAS. cut em up in strips (juli them, as it might have been). whip up some HUEVOS. cut up some white or yellow ONIONS in little bits. cook them up in a little oil until theyre a bit transparent, but not totally invisible. SIMULTANEOUSLY put them little tilla bits in the eggs, making sure they each get nice and coated. then, throw them in the onion pan, so that you are essentially making scrambled eggs with corn tortilla bits and onions. before they get to that "guys, breakkys almost ready, can you set the table?" stage, throw in some cheddar so that its melty but doesnt cause the pan a whole heap of trouble. if you are using a teflon pan and think yourself above that kind of hassle, remember that teflon has a long of history of being extremely bad for the health of you and your loved ones. once they (the scramblios, that is) are cooked, serve them on a plate with the following:
PICO DE GALLO (cilantro, garlic, tomatoes, jalas, salt, pepper, olive oil diced and tossed. fruits are obvious additions)
RED CHILE (the bottom of this page may elucidate concerns)
DICED TOMATOES
AVOCADO
A SINGLE FLOUR TORTILLA (or two)
SOUR CREAM (lo-fat)
GREEN CHILE (see the RED CHILE entry)
BLACK BEANS (OPTIONAL [but awesome])
PAPAS (COOK THESE UP WITH PAPRIKA, GARLIC AND RED CHILE [xxxtremely important)

breakfast food, but good at all times of all days.

as far as proportions go, i'd say for every egg, use a third of a corn tortilla (let it soak for - three + minutes).

please email jesse malmed at jesse.malmed@gmail.com if any of these terms are unclear. it is important that you use real new mexican green and red chiles, because otherwise you are most likely being duped and this will just taste like mexican french toast. ok--fair enough, whatevs, those are good too but these can be transcendent. you must find your way, of course, but this ought to be a good beginning. i add hamas/regz mushrooms when i am them-having. other fun additions include: other vegetables or fungi, more cheese, etc.

I think that I might

2006-11-27T00:59:00.000-05:00

i think that i may just come on out and say whatever i had been thinking. if i had come right out and says whenever i have been thought of. of which i had thought. of whom i had fought. maybe the thing is broken but it said it will be ok. it didnt say: it presented text; i read and thusly attributed. i perform an interview tomorrow on the subject of a series of objects. there is more to be said about this and all things. perhaps i will return to a shorthand code so that i have a better sense of what i am saying or at least a less precise way of understanding my thoughts. stop stop stop. k. now start again. the rabbit and the deer. youre rabid, my dear. the bear is bare, duh. the hare is bare save for his hair (taken off by nair, but that puns not fair, thusly we mustbe ensnared). those animals you thought might like nice on a t. a t on the t. an l on the el. or an l on the l. see a g on the g. c a g n d g. say that like you are in the streets or perhaps from them. dog dog you little hoggleswog. perch plus porcini and puerkini perch prone on porch, scorched and squash't. an island. an apple iLand.

OMG

2006-11-20T02:31:00.000-05:00

the g stands for guys/guise. how have we been? i can't believe it's been (more than?) a month since we last communicated. i guess that when the world says hello, we say stop and i'm not really sure what song it is that i'm hearing in my head right now, but i think it's different from what the speakers are playing. to be in this strange metaphysical quandary is nothing if not bewildering. the root of too many words, i think. the tire, the node, frog and node, miss spoke, a verbo, a speaky. there are so many words yet be birthed. a: to see where the crazies ate. q: what did the card dealer (played by phyllis diller) really relish the prickly time at the asylum? it's not a perfect match. it's not a prefect match. this match doesn't work. this lighter is so heavy. these songs i think i've heard them before. raisins horses love amish in the barn. i know a number of fred barneseseses and basketball coaches with sleazy greazy hair and i knew lit figs and illit figs illicit cigs etc etc the single word list makes an acrostic an acronym and if you can realign your priorities it can become an anagram too. you know the feeling of eunoia, he know the feeling of henoia but really the hyena know the feeling-ga-ga-ga. so, from a hanoi of the hand.

eye four one

2006-10-18T01:29:00.000-04:00

i for one and 1-40: an odyssey of roadstops and sport toad (almost) they are making a documentary about making frivolous documentaries i think this is actually a good idea i have chosen my topic i believe in america and final cut pro these two things are important as a conceptual gesture i will edit on imovie because i am a prole on parole have you heard about the beat pill: no periods! that shit was amazing. ok, we're back. no joke, though, i am writing a blog about making a movie which is about other makers making blogs and movies based on books which are blogged about by music critics who each have bands each of which deserve hands when someone says they are freestyling i never have any idea what that means. note: narc with apple: iDEA. i as prefix is new mc as prefix which was new -owitz or -stein as suffix. idonalds? ijob? job is also a popular suffix. three words to describe the uninspired new cafe on avenue g: "french, nouvelle, vague."

first day in a certain way

2006-10-13T17:53:00.000-04:00

lowest com denom screen. the wild can txt now. the most general thing that i can think of.

here is a trick, if you know it, tell me:

854-91-7632

similarly: (hint)

friday monday saturday sunday thursday tuesday wednesday

moving on.org: psych stress plus selective memory accounted for jeez's disinterest in the crossword.

why a TOO? a good question. question: can one spell tooth without too? no. to? also no. gum? i would like a gum, thank you. how much is the gum's cost? for a pack of five gums the cost is less than one small candy bar. that seems like a real deal. it really is. who (per cap) uses "reel deal" "reel life" "keep it reel" more often: cinephiles/etcs (film types) or finephiles/etc (fish types)? to be spiral-bound! to be hoodwinked! these are not questions, but they deserve answers.

this is the new blog and it is very famous and well-celebrated. to say people like it is an understatement on par with "i liked that film we watched together" or "this was fun, thank you" or even "yes, that was definitely fun together-being"

go forth

2006-10-10T13:50:00.000-04:00

something about this a post and my thoughts this morning are directed towards concepts of individuation and totalitarianism, such that the next totality knows your favorite album and can even recommend your next summer jam (a vague reggaeton idm hit called algorhythm). it's a funny thing we've got going here, the age of hyperindividuation and megachurches, etc, etc. what else are we learning today? we are learning about mustards and the living room, electrelane and the ninja turtles.

steven

2006-10-09T17:36:00.000-04:00

when esteban remarks yesterday that "time is a funny thing" i want to throttle him for his insolence. of course time is a funny thing! comedy is all about timing. to say that esteban is an idiot would be like esteban saying that he himself is an idiot: of course he is, what a boring thing to talk about!

to second

2006-10-08T15:32:00.000-04:00

"a tour de farce." stars, sun, stars. i think i might even prefer to be called 'boy' (not boyee) than 'son,' with its sly undie pretension.

brunch was the first fusion cuisine.
brinner was the first failed fusion cuisine.
yul brenner and ben brenner who i knew when i was in sixth (?) grade and maybe also seventh (?) but never even close to well perhaps there are too many memories churning up chortling about chalking up to etc etc famous joke births new jokes through its pervasiveness. to wit: the reason the chicken crossed the road was because --there was either a tv skit or an avant garde t-shirt or maybe i just thought of the joke in which [[[ 0 (egg) (looking unfulfilled) says to & (chicken) (asleep with cigarette and bliss look) 'guess that settles that!' ]]]-- etc, etc we all know where this is going (the subversion then being the point i was trying to make before the dirty joke jumped in). anyway, is it a remnant from the bucolic idyll that chickens are such famous jokes? i feel like i almost never hear jokes about the future.

the biggest question of course is: "why is there something instead of nothing?"
the biggest answer is of course: "there is something instead of nothing"
highlighting the import of punctuation!

i heard that there was that whole lobby to get ! & @ to switch places, so that @ would be located @ 1 and ! would move 2 two. apparently the email folks thought that this was important. & had to add his $.02 (the c + | symbol having been driven out by rising property values, gentrification, that sort of thing) to the argument saying that the middle was better anyhow (graciously thanked livejournal and the letters "y & r" for their help in the resurrection of the am/s& [[/=per]sorry if this is getting a little too mush]). of course % brought up the interesting statistic that while being towards the middle of the board might seem an advantage, unlike retail, email is not all about location location location.** i had heard from the same source that there was a feminist (4th wave) critique of . as dot vs . as period. i then read a 3rd wave response which doubted the validity of this newer wave and its reversion to body as principle node for mode. a real bizarro to be sure.

**this story will continue later (more like a s=? or maybe just an = or perhaps who knows who knows a pr= to show the strange hebraic reversion to a reverso-chron that blog-reading engenders. note: this is a great idea.

to begin

2006-10-07T14:46:00.000-04:00

you go pro and ill go con
on the topic of stitution

strange to write a joke or whatever that might be termed and all of a sudden be faced with an poethical dilemma. is there an inherent division (or even relationship) between constitution and prostitution? would this be a worthwhile pro/con debate to take out of (limited) context of an 18 second song?

"xmarxthespotx" is something i would have liked to have thought of during a more m.o.c. phase of my life.

no matter: this was the problem with black holes.

i feel like i am a part of an improv revue called 'morning' in which the first rule is that i can't have coffee even though i want some and then i have some but haven't have enough yet.

am i antistitution?

what constitutes a prostitute within the institute? is it better to be destitute than accept a substitute as restitute?